Holiday Partying run amuck
Late Saturday Afternoon a partygoer decided to go off-roading in a new and unusual way… leading to our Fire Department being called out to take care of what appears to be a holiday partying and driving drunk gone extremely “off the rails.”
Witnesses on the scene said it looked like a soccer-mom had either had mixed too much Xanax with her wine or someone’s college child returned home for the holidays had one too many Jager Bombs before driving home.
Representatives from the Sheriff’s department refused to comment as this is still an ongoing investigation, however, Sheriff Silverfall still appears to be out of town and the Fire Chief, Kyle W. Forrester, was quoted as saying “No Comment.”
More details as they emerge, it appears the town’s wild horse population was not affected nor were there any signs of injured parties. Our Department of Transportation’s Superintendant, Leroy Horten, was seen out confirming the rails are still safe for trolley service. Trolley service has resumed from Cloudcroft to Bozeman this morning. The hospital’s CEO and Head of Administration, Morrigan Horten, MD, says that due to Privacy Regulations she can not report if anyone was admitted to the hospital yesterday with injuries from a car accident, however she can report she had a peaceful night asleep, and that she was on call.